yassmines:

yassmines:

this literally made me laugh so hard it shooke my BRAIN

god DAM babey u done stop me in m TRACKS i can smell ur dam FEET from HHHHHHH EEEEEEHEEEHOOHOOO i can smell ur dam FEET from HERE well look me n the patnurs goin down to the levi tpack some LIPS maybe go mudridin how bouchune y HHHHHHHHHHHH fat ass friend hop ina HHHHHHHHHHHHH 😂😂 hop inthe backs HH HHH HHH HEEEEEEE

ladychlo:

zaiinab:

louisupdates:

PHOENIX [3.7.2023] 📸 ftdt8ri

thecobrasnake:

#69 ALEX TURNER / AMY WINEHOUSE

arahir:

arahir:

the chris pine thing is so funny

like here’s chris pine living his absolute best life reading books and loving film and definitely not writing erotica and he’s dropped into a movie that seems like it’s going to be fine like you’ve got florence pugh and former boy band superstar harry styles and nick kroll (??) and shia labeouf (?????) but whatever it’s fine olivia wilde is directing except whoops she falls in love with harry styles and pisses off her boyfriend (ex boyfriend) who’s been having his post-snl renaissance with an apple whatever tv show and so then olivia gets served custody papers while she’s on stage at a film convention and then it turns out florence pugh is actually friends with jason sudeikis and was going to cameo on ted lasso because florence’s ex (zac braff???) was directing some of it and here’s chris pine and living his best life but he’s in a movie where the director is dating the male lead and the female lead isn’t talking to the director because of the everything and then shia laboeouf leaves the film and it’s probably because he’s a pos and the director implies it’s because he’s a pos but then shia posts a vague video showing olivia wilde calling florence pugh miss flo and it’s from month’s ago over nothing but it’s chaos and it’s the venice film fest and you’re chris pine and you’re trapped in venice with these people and harry styles kisses nick kroll on the lips and harry styles is saying the movie is a movie that feels like a film like a real film and florence pugh is fucking gone and it’s just you and then harry styles spits on you (????) and it’s caught on film and you’re chris pine and all you wanted was to be in a movie and write some erotica on the side

insomniac-arrest:

one of my favorite anecdotes from the Stonewall riots is when the commotion first started rumbling and distracting the cops, one set of arrested people escaped the police wagon handcuffed together. The pair then walked around Greenwich village until they found someone in the S/M community for a handcuff key.

“No kink at pride.” Babe, who’s gonna unlock the handcuffs? 

tuashenanigans:

fiddlepickdouglas:

emeraldrain55:

i-am-midnight:

becausewhatiam-iswhatimnot:

becausewhatiam-iswhatimnot:

becausewhatiam-iswhatimnot:

becausewhatiam-iswhatimnot:

becausewhatiam-iswhatimnot:

heythereclifford:

radiolightning:

Here is the fudgiest brownie in a mug recipe I’ve found

Here are some fun sites

Here is a master post of Adventure Time episodes and comics

Here is a master post of movies including Disney and Studio Ghibli

Here is a master post of other master posts to TV shows and movies

*tucks you in with fuzzy blanket* *pats your head*

You’ll be okay, friend <3

i will reblog this everytime it shows up because any of my followers could have a bad night right now

All these links, besides the first, are broken. So here’s some more.

Here’s an emergency compliment

Here you can play 2048

Here’s a playlist of Bob ross

Here’s a website to watch movie’s and shows for free

Here’s a website to watch documentaries for free

Here you can to nothing for two minutes

Here you can break something. It’s good for anger

Here’s a button to press to make everything okay

Here’s a site to cut something up (TRIGGER WARNING)

Here’s a site that makes you a website depending on a song you choose

Here’s a gay comic. It’s adorable

Here you can spend Bill Gate’s money

Here you can draw your own island

Here you can learn about patterns website’s use

Here you can get your life stats

Here you can listen to the Tucker Zone (Headphones needed)

Here you can see how fast you’re moving

Here you can see the progress of time

Here you can see the future of the universe 

Want some more? 

Here’s the butterfly project

Here’s a snickerdoodle mug cake

Here’s a link to some free audiobooks

Here’s something to read when you feel like a burden

Here’s a secret

Here’s my playlist of some sea shanties 

Here’s another secret

Here’s a link to some cool websites 

Here’s a blog that gives you recipes for when you’re low on spoons

Here’s some Brony Headcanon’s

Some more? I’ve got plenty

Here’s 100,000 stars

Here you can control the weather (TW FLASHING IMAGES)

Here you can weave silk

Here you can make a castle of your own

Here you can make a kaleidoscope drawing

Here you can explore recursion

Here you can play a jelly block game

I’m back with some more! 

Here you can draw with pasta

Here you can draw logo’s from memory

Here you can play this is sand, here you draw cool sand designs

Here you can play The Organ Trail

Here’s a customizable white noise website

Here you can simulate gravity

Here you can create your own guardian of the galaxy

Here you can make your own galaxy

Here’s a website you can get some support at.

to find later

Here you can split circles into smaller and smaller pieces (I found this really satisfying)

Here you can have images of people point to where your pointer is

Here you can paint someone’s nails

Here you can grow a garden across your screen (Audio included)

Here you can try out all kinds of mind illusions (Trigger Warning: Flashing Lights)

Here you can see how many miles you have scrolled

Here you can watch a website load forever, although you might be getting enough of this on Tumblr mobile

Here’s a rickroll

Here you can remind yourself that you’re awesome.

Here you can throw trash into a dustbin only for it to bounce right back out (Audio included)

Here you can make sand dunes using sand (Audio included)

And here you can generate more cool websites like these

pinning thissss

And yet more!!!

Here you can listen to a gentle rainstorm

Here you can make snowflakes

Here is a Line Rider feature film with relaxing music

Here is the entire script to the Princess Bride (many don’t need it but it’s fun to read anyway)

Here is an abbreviated script for the entirety of Book 1 of A:TLA that I made out of anger at the film that definitely doesn’t exist

Here is a playlist of the top 10 most relaxing songs ranked according to science

Here’s a site where you can make a dude beatbox with fun animations

I LOVE THIS

*reblogs and pins*

f85o-deactivated20230618:

fairyeater:

tenthfloorghostgirl:

A Very Small Dog, Jamie Wyeth (1980)

@antiwaif kin

harryhateblog:

any time someone tells me that “this is us” (the tv show) is fucking up their life i automatically no doubts think they’re talking about the tear jerking award worthy 1d documentary

alleycatboy:

yes, i think “teehee :3c” and then i click post